Cafe Grumpy – American
This spirited neighborhood sanctuary hums with the rhythmic hiss of steam and the intoxicating aroma of small-batch beans roasted to highlight their unique terroir. The space invites a slow appreciation of the craft, where the bright, citrusy notes of an Ethiopian pour-over or the bold, chocolatey depth of the signature Heartbreaker Espresso are served with meticulous care. Whether warming up with a seasonal blend or exploring the nuanced sweetness of a Honduran single-origin, every cup offers a sophisticated journey through the world’s premier coffee-growing regions.
1400 Waterfront Terrace, Weehawken NJ 07086 https://cafegrumpy.com/weehawken/Rating: 5/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $$$
What to order at Cafe Grumpy
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Heartbreaker Espresso | 51.9 g | 18.3 g |
| Warm Up Winter Blend | 40.3 g | 18 g |
| Instant Coffee Bundle | 0.8 g | 12.8 g |
| Decaf Subscription | 57 g | 8.7 g |
| DECAF Brazil | 39.3 g | 5.6 g |
| Coffee Subscription | 39.3 g | 5.6 g |
| Espresso Subscription | 1.3 g | 0.1 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently closed
Hours
- Monday - Sunday
- 8:00 AM - 7:00 PM
What diners are saying
Celebrated for its outstanding main courses and welcoming atmosphere, guests frequently praise the attentive service staff who ensure a high-quality dining experience for families. Reviewers highlight the warm and inviting feel of the space, noting that the friendly team provides a hospitable environment with regular check-ins. Standout
Menu
Coffee Bags
- Momentum - $18: Coffee beans from Central and South America (Las Moritas, Guatemala; Copo Mico, Honduras) Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- DECAF Brazil - $20: Swiss Water Process decaffeinated coffee beans from Minas Gerais Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Heartbreaker Espresso - $18: Coffee beans from Las Brisas, Huila, Colombia and Kochere, Yirgacheffe, Ethiopia Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Gotiti Ethiopia - $26: Organic heirloom Ethiopia coffee beans Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Palmichal Colombia - $19: Castillo variety coffee beans grown at 1560 masl Dietary tags: Halal, Whole30, Paleo, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Warm Up Winter Blend - $26: Coffee beans from Honduras and El Salvador Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Hunapu Guatemala - $19.5: Bourbon, Caturra, and Catuai coffee beans Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based
- Las Mariposas Honduras - $24: Pacas variety coffee beans Dietary tags: Halal, Whole30, Paleo, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Las Flores Honduras - $22: Pacas and Catuai coffee beans Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Copo Mico Honduras - $20: Pacas and Catuai coffee beans Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
Bulk Coffee
- Copo Mico (Bulk Bag) - $114: 5lb bag of whole bean coffee Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
- Hunapu (Bulk Bag) - $114: 5lb bag of whole bean coffee Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
- Decaf Brazil (Bulk Bag) - $114: 5lb bag of whole bean decaf coffee Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
- Momentum (Bulk Bag) - $102: 5lb bag of whole bean coffee Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
- Heartbreaker Espresso (Bulk Bag) - $102: 5lb bag of whole bean espresso Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
Instant Coffee
- Instant Coffee Bundle - $48: Three boxes: Las Flores, Heartbreaker, and Instant Iced (6 packets per box) Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Instant Iced Coffee (6 pack box) - $18: 6 individual packets of instant coffee Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Instant Coffee - Heartbreaker (6 pack box) - $18: 6 individual packets of instant espresso blend Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Instant Coffee - Las Flores (6 pack box) - $18: 6 individual packets of instant coffee from Honduras Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
Beverages
- Cold Brew (4 pack) - $20: Ready-to-drink cold brew coffee, filtered water Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Macrobiotic
Coffee Subscriptions
- Coffee Subscription - $18: Rotating coffee selection delivered to your door
- Espresso Subscription - $18: Heartbreaker espresso blend delivery
- Decaf Subscription - $20: Swiss Water processed decaf selection delivery
- Bulk Coffee Subscription - $102: 5 pound bulk bag of Momentum or Heartbreaker Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
Frequently Asked Questions about Cafe Grumpy
- What is the highest-protein dish at Cafe Grumpy?
- Heartbreaker Espresso, at roughly 18.3g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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