CRAZY LADY – Restaurant
1561 W 38 PL, Hialeah, FL, 33012 +1-676-919-7708 https://www.roostcafeandbistro.com/crazy-lady-inc-33016/0Cuisine: Restaurant
Dietary options: dairy-free, halal, high-protein, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb
Currently closed
Menu
Breakfast
- House-made Granolas - $5: Honey Lavender, Apple Spice or Gluten-Free Mixed Berry. Served as a parfait or in a bowl with choice of milk or soy milk. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Eggs to Order - $6: Choice of eggs served with home fries or potato cake and toast. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Egg Sandwich - $7: 2 eggs with choice of ham or bacon on a bagel or English muffin. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, TLC Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Woodsman Omelet - $10: Sausage, wild mushrooms, swiss, caramelized onion, fresh herbs, potato cake or home fries and toast. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Green House Omelet - $9: Roasted vegetables, ricotta, roasted tomato chutney, fresh dill, potato cake or home fries and toast. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Crabby Granny Omelet - $12: Maine Crabmeat, Granny Smith Apples, Red Onion and Hollandaise. Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Halal, Pescatarian, South-Beach Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Swine & Swiss Omelet - $10: Mojo Marinated Pulled Pork, Crispy Ham, Swiss Cheese, Dill Pickles and Dijon. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- High Falutin’ Farmer Omelet - $10: Apple Wood Smoke Bacon, Caramelized Pears, Arugula and Gorgonzola. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Traditional Benedict - $9: English muffins, black forest ham, two poached eggs, hollandaise, home fries or potato cake. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Lobster Bake Benedict - $14: Lobster & corn fritters, two eggs, hollandaise, smoked paprika. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Coastal Bene - $14: 2 crispy crab cakes, eggs, field greens, tarragon hollandaise, roasted tomato chutney. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Green Eggs - $9: Fresh spinach, scrambled eggs, grilled tomatoes and onions, hollandaise on a toasted corn muffin. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Eggs a la Roost Aux Poivres - $10: Rosemary biscuits, poached eggs, caramelized wild mushrooms and gravy. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Steak and Eggs - $15: Grilled sirloin, two eggs any style, potato cake and toast. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Morning Glow Grill - $9: Grilled corn muffin, two eggs, black forest ham and potato cake. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- The Blue Rooster - $9: Grilled blueberry muffin, cheese omelet, bacon and potato cake. Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Pancakes - $9: Choice of Lemon Ricotta, Banana Sourdough, Buttermilk Buckwheat, or Coconut Date. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, GERD-Friendly Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Creme Brulee French Toast - $12: Creme brulee-soaked sourdough bread with caramelized sugar crust. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Sourdough Waffle - $8: Topped with fresh fruit compote and whipped cream. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: breakfast, brunch
Lunch Main Courses
- Beef Burger - $10: Cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickle. Available at: dinner, lunch
- English Burger - $11: Ale and herb marinated, cheddar, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion on English muffin. Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Ultimate Onion Burger - $14: Swiss cheese, roasted garlic aioli, caramelized onions, lettuce and tomato. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Reuben - $11: Black pastrami, sauerkraut, house made russian dressing and Swiss on marbled rye. Dietary tags: Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cubano - $11: Roast pork loin, black forest ham, gruyere, Dijon aioli, and dill pickle ribbons on rustic white bread. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Shrimp BLT - $11: Peppered bacon, baby arugula, fresh tomato. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach Available at: dinner, lunch
- Fish & Chips - $12: Tempura battered haddock, cabbage and blueberry slaw, fries, malt vinegar aioli. Dietary tags: Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, DASH Sodium-Reduced Available at: dinner, lunch
- Portobello Burger - $9: Grilled portobello, mixed grilled vegetables, garden greens, herbed chevre, red wine vinaigrette. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Tuna Melt Insanity - $9: Grilled artisan bread, tuna salad, provolone cheese. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- The Ballpark Grilled Cheese - $8: Artisan bread, sweet hot mustard, Swiss. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Anti-Inflammatory, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics Available at: dinner, lunch
- Tom Foolery - $11: Roast turkey breast, brie, bacon, lettuce, cranberry dijon aioli on rustic bread. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Grilled Marinated Chicken - $9: Herbs de provence marinated chicken, fresh tomato, goat cheese, olive oil. Dietary tags: South-Beach Available at: dinner, lunch
- Croque Monsieur - $10: Baked black forest ham and swiss, open-faced. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
Dinner Entrées
- Bourbon Glazed Atlantic Salmon - $28: Roasted pineapple confit, Oriental stir fry, grilled baby bok choy. Dietary tags: Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Pork Chop - $25: Whole grain mustard glaze, chorizo hash, spaghetti. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cuban Pork - $26: Mojo marinated and braised, served with rice and black beans. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Statler Chicken Breast - $24: Goat cheese and cranberry stuffed, tri-color quinoa, vegetable medley. Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Vegetable Pad Thai - $19: Rice noodles, coconut peanut sauce, julienned vegetables. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Lobster Pot Pie - $32: Pearl onions, celery, carrots, green peas, lobster cream sauce, crimini mushrooms. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Japanese Udon Noodles - $28: Shrimp, caramelized shallots, shiitake mushrooms, napa cabbage, baby spinach, miso. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Diver Scallops - $32: Purple rice, lemon grass yellow curry sauce. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner
- Lamb Shank - $33: Yukon Gold mashed potatoes. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: dinner
- Bolognese - $26: Stewed meat ragu, pappardelle, herb ricotta, shaved parmesan. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Braveheart NY Strip Steak - $35: 12 oz steak, Yukon Gold mashed potatoes, creamy spinach, demi glace. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner
- Churrasco Steak - $27: Garlic yucca fries, vegetable, chimichurri. Available at: dinner, lunch
Appetizers & Salads
- Goat, Greens & Grain - $9: Herb marinated goat cheese, garden greens, quinoa, sun dried tomatoes, dried fruit, champagne vinaigrette. Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Caesar Salad - $7: Romaine, caesar dressing, anchovies. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Grilled Atlantic Salmon Salad - $12: 5oz filet over field greens with choice of vinaigrette. Dietary tags: Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- Crispy Crab Cakes - $12: Over field greens with tarragon aioli, olive oil and sea salt. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- The Wedge - $12: Iceberg, blue cheese crumbles, chopped bacon, red onion, ranch dressing. Dietary tags: High-Protein Available at: dinner, lunch
- Beet Salad - $12: Red and yellow beets, pistachios, goat cheese, apple-turmeric vinaigrette. Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Crispy Calamari - $12: Roasted garlic, pineapple, sweet chili sauce. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Korean Short Rib Tacos - $16: Cucumber slaw, salsa verde, flour tortillas. Available at: dinner, lunch
- Salmon Adobo Tacos - $12: Corn tortillas, avocado, pico de gallo. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Liver Paté - $13: Classic paté with toasted bread. Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
Beverages
- Prosecco - $7: Wine by the glass.
- Pinot Grigio - $7: Wine by the glass. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Renal, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Sauvignon Blanc - $7: Wine by the glass.
- Chardonnay - $7: Wine by the glass.
- Cabernet Sauvignon - $7: Wine by the glass.
- Malbec - $7: Wine by the glass.
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