Kale Me Crazy – American
This sun-drenched sanctuary of wellness pulses with vibrant energy, where the crisp aroma of cold-pressed greens and tropical fruits invites a refreshing escape from the daily grind. Every colorful creation, from the invigorating kick of a spicy kale blend to the creamy, soul-soothing depths of super matcha, is a masterclass in clean eating that transforms the pursuit of health into a bold sensory celebration. It is a lively destination designed to leave guests feeling recharged and grounded, offering a potent dose of vitality in every sip and bowl.
1570 Holcomb Bridge Road, Roswell GA 30076 https://kalemecrazy.net/roswell/Rating: 3/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $
Dietary options: dairy-free, gluten-free, halal, high-protein, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, mediterranean, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, raw-food, renal, tlc, volumetrics, juice-cleanse, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb, soy-free
Diet fit at Kale Me Crazy
Dairy-Free at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 22 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegan Wrap, Avocado Toast and Green Dream. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Gluten-Free at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 9 gluten-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Grilled Salmon Salad, Green Dream and Painkiller Shot. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 38 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Farro Salad, Vegan Wrap and Salmon Avocado Wrap. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 2 high-protein-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Poke Bowl and Green Dream. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 1 low-carb-tagged dish on its current menu, including The Glow. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 21 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegan Wrap, Green Dream and The Glow. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 35 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Farro Salad, Vegan Wrap and Egg Sandwich. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Heart-Healthy at Kale Me Crazy
Kale Me Crazy in Roswell has 17 heart-healthy-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Egg Sandwich, Poke Bowl and Tuna Wrap. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at Kale Me Crazy
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Deluxe Açai Bowl | 132.2 g | 75 g |
| Kale Yeah! | 44.6 g | 74.2 g |
| Kale Salad | 242.7 g | 56.1 g |
| Farro Salad | 75.3 g | 51 g |
| Go Green | 92.7 g | 50.3 g |
| Turkey Wrap | 52.1 g | 42.9 g |
| Golden Latte | 226.5 g | 42.2 g |
| Salmon Avocado Wrap | 47 g | 37.9 g |
| Vegan Wrap | 86.2 g | 33.8 g |
| Power House | 79.9 g | 32.8 g |
| The Warrior | 183.3 g | 29.5 g |
| Charcoal Lemonade | 30.5 g | 27.9 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Friday
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
- Saturday
- 9:00 AM - 8:00 PM
- Sunday
- 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM
What diners are saying
Celebrated for its fresh ingredients and healthy menu, guests love the flavorful wraps, vibrant poke bowls, and refreshing açai bowls. Reviewers highlight the quick and friendly service, noting that the staff remains attentive and efficient even during the busy lunch rush. Standout dishes include the nutrient-packed smoothies and cold-pressed juices, which diners praise for their high quality and clean taste.
Menu
Smoothies
- Recovery - $10.5: banana, cherries, cashews, coconut yogurt, almond milk, vegan protein Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, Macrobiotic, Soy Free
- Go Getter - $10.5: banana, peanut butter, raw cacao, cinnamon, hemp seeds, walnuts, almond milk, vegan protein Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Macrobiotic
- Power House - $10.5: avocado, blueberries, strawberries, cherries, cashews, flax seeds, almond milk, vegan protein Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, Macrobiotic, Soy Free
- Grounded - $10.5: hemp protein, raw cacao, banana, hemp seeds, brazil nuts, dates, cinnamon, almond milk, raw honey Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Macrobiotic
- Tropical Trippin' - $10.5: orange, mango, pineapple, coconut yogurt, coconut milk Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Anti-Inflammatory, Low-Cholesterol, Alkaline, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
- Green Dream - $10.5: kale, spinach, pineapple, apple, mint leaves, coconut water Dietary tags: High-Protein, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
- The Warrior - $10.5: maca powder, spirulina, goji berries, flax seeds, banana, spinach, oat milk, vanilla extract, agave Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, TLC
- Super Matcha - $10.5: matcha green tea, banana, blueberries, spinach, chia seeds, agave, almond milk Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, TLC
- Burning Kale - $10.5: celery, cucumber, kale, lemon, apple, cayenne Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, Soy Free
Specialty Drinks
- Cafe au Lait - $6.5: coffee, maple syrup, oat milk
- Hot Cocoa - $6.5: cacao, maple syrup, vanilla, sea salt, oat milk
- Beetroot Latte - $6.5: organic beetroot, vanilla extract, maple syrup, almond milk
- Matcha Rose Latte - $6.5: organic matcha, rose water, maple syrup, oat milk Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian
- Golden Latte - $6.5: turmeric, cardamom, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, black pepper, maple, oat milk
- Chai Latte - $6.5: organic chai, oat milk
- Hot Tea - $4.5: organic tea
- KMC Iced Latte - $6.5: coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, cinnamon Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian
- Mushroom Coffee Iced Latte - $7.5: lion’s mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, coffee, raw cacao, maple syrup, almond milk Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian
- Matcha Iced Latte - $6.5: organic matcha, maple syrup, almond milk, goji berries Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, TLC, Renal
- Power Iced Latte - $7.5: coffee, raw cacao, almond milk, maple syrup, vegan protein Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian
Açaí & Oats
- Açaí Bowl - $12.5: organic açaí, coconut milk, date, blueberries, cashews, banana, and strawberries. Topped with banana, coconut, gluten-free granola, mint, and raw honey Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
- Deluxe Açai Bowl - $14.5: traditional acai bowl topped with banana, granola, chia seeds, hemp seeds, goji berries, sliced almonds, blueberries, and raw honey Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
- Overnight Oats - $9.5: oats, oat milk, chia seeds, cinnamon, vanilla, and maple topped with sliced bananas, granola, blueberries, walnuts, cinnamon, coconut flakes, and almond butter Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, TLC Available at: breakfast, brunch
Salads
- Grilled Salmon Salad - $16.5: salmon, lettuce, pickled onions, radish, cucumbers, fried shallots, mustard dill vinaigrette Dietary tags: Halal, Gluten-Free, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, South-Beach, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- Kale Salad - $13.5: kale, cabbage, quinoa, scallion mix, raisins, carrots, crushed peanuts, hemp seeds, peanut dressing Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: dinner, lunch
- Farro Salad - $13.5: farro, arugula, apples, pecans, golden raisins, shaved parmesan, honey dijon dressing Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Greek Salad - $13.5: lettuce, cucumber, tomatoes, bell pepper, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, garbanzo beans, feta cheese, za’atar, lemon vinaigrette Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, South-Beach Available at: dinner, lunch
- Quinoa Bowl - $13.5: quinoa, kale, carrots, cucumber, feta, avocado, green peppers, tomatoes, scallion mix, garbanzo Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mediterranean Hummus - $12.5: house-made hummus, cucumbers, olives, garbanzo beans, pickled red onions, feta, scallion mix, spinach, tortilla chips Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
Wraps & Sandwiches
- Salmon Avocado Wrap - $15.5: salmon, avocado, quinoa, cucumbers, pickled red onions, cabbage, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served with spicy mayo Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Pesto Wrap - $13.5: grilled chicken, basil pesto, sun-dried tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, and cucumber wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served grilled Available at: dinner, lunch
- Tuna Wrap - $13.5: house-made tuna salad, vegan mayonnaise, olives, carrots, lettuce, and sriracha wrapped in a spinach tortilla Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Turkey Wrap - $13.5: roasted turkey, roasted red peppers, avocado, hummus, pickled red onions, and lettuce wrapped in a spinach tortilla Dietary tags: Mediterranean Available at: dinner, lunch
- Egg Sandwich - $10.5: organic hard-boiled egg, vegan mayo, tomato, cucumbers, mozzarella, and arugula served on a bagel Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
- Vegan Wrap - $12.5: kale, quinoa, cabbage, carrots, pickled red onions, avocado, and hummus wrapped in a spinach tortilla and served with tahini Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Quesadilla - $13.5: grilled chicken, mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla Dietary tags: Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Veggie Quesadilla - $12.5: mozzarella, feta, sun-dried tomatoes, olives, and arugula grilled in a spinach tortilla Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
Flatbreads & Toasts
- Tomato Mozzarella Flatbread - $12.5: tomatoes, mozzarella, feta, arugula, pinsa romana bread Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Pesto Portabella Flatbread - $13.5: portabella, pesto, mozzarella, truffle oil, arugula, pinsa romana bread Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Avocado Toast - $11.5: organic hard-boiled egg, avocado, dijon, scallion mix, sprouted bread Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
- Salmon Toast - $13.5: sustainable smoked salmon, avocado, pickled red onions, dill, sprouted bread Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
Poke
- Poke Bowl - $16.5: wild caught tuna dressed in our house marinade, avocado, cucumber, carrots, edamame, radish, toasted sesame seeds, spicy vegan mayonnaise, and furikake served on a bed of jasmine rice Dietary tags: High-Protein, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Cholesterol, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
Cold Pressed Juices
- Kale Yeah! - $10.5: kale, spinach, cucumber, apple, lemon Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Go Green - $10.5: kale, spinach, cucumber, celery, lemon
- Paradise - $10.5: apple, pineapple, spinach, ginger
- The Glow - $10.5: pineapple, grapefruit, turmeric Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, South-Beach, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Beet-L-Juice - $10.5: beet, apple, celery, carrot, lemon, ginger Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Juice-Cleanse, Lectin-Free
- Charcoal Lemonade - $10.5: h2o, activated charcoal, lavender, lemon, agave Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, TLC, Renal
- Orange Juice - $8.5: freshly squeezed orange juice
Shots
- Wellness Shot - $5.5: ginger, oil of oregano, garlic extract, turmeric, cayenne, lemon Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, Renal, Soy Free
- Sea Moss Shot - $6.5: sea moss, lemon, ginger, orange Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
- Painkiller Shot - $5.5: ginger, lime, turmeric, raw honey Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Low-Cholesterol, Raw-Food, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
Frequently Asked Questions about Kale Me Crazy
- Is Kale Me Crazy dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. Kale Me Crazy has 22 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegan Wrap, Avocado Toast and Green Dream.
- What can I eat at Kale Me Crazy on a dairy-free diet?
- Vegan Wrap, Avocado Toast and Green Dream carry the dairy-free tag, out of 22 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does Kale Me Crazy have vegan options?
- Yes. 21 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including Vegan Wrap and Green Dream.
- Is Kale Me Crazy gluten-free?
- 9 dishes are tagged gluten-free on the current menu. Chefi never infers allergen tags from a dish name alone, but a tag is not a certification — confirm preparation with the restaurant if you have celiac disease or a severe sensitivity.
- What is the highest-protein dish at Kale Me Crazy?
- Deluxe Açai Bowl, at roughly 75g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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