Teassert – Chinese
This vibrant eatery reimagines classic comfort food with a modern twist, blending the savory indulgence of gourmet burgers and parmesan-dusted fries with the crisp, refreshing crunch of Mediterranean salads and zoodles. The kitchen masterfully balances soulful staples like golden wings and waffles with bold, zesty flavors, creating an inviting atmosphere where every craving—from a hearty brunch to a light, garden-fresh lunch—is met with artisanal flair.
3102 Geer Road, Turlock CA 95382 http://places.singleplatform.com/teassert/menu?ref=googleRating: 4/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: Chinese
Price range: $
Dietary options: dairy-free, gluten-free, halal, high-protein, keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, pescatarian, plant-based, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, slow-carb
Diet fit at Teassert
Dairy-Free at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 1 dairy-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Cajun Fries. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Gluten-Free at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 1 gluten-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Gluten Free Pepperoni Red Sauce Pizza. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 8 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Parmesan Garlic Fries, Bar Salad (Plate) and White Pie w/ Mozzarella (Small). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 1 high-protein-tagged dish on its current menu, including Zoodles Salad. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 2 keto-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Buffalo Cauliflower and NV Cava Brut (Glass). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 2 low-carb-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Buffalo Cauliflower and NV Cava Brut (Glass). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 4 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Cajun Fries, Toasted Blonde (Pint) and Damn Good Stout (Pint). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at Teassert
Teassert in Turlock has 11 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Parmesan Garlic Fries, Bar Salad (Plate) and White Pie w/ Mozzarella (Small). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at Teassert
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Bar Salad (Plate) | 54 g | 53 g |
| Mushroom Swiss Burger | 6.4 g | 27.9 g |
| Zoodles Salad | 32.8 g | 25.6 g |
| Mediterranean Salad | 75.1 g | 23.8 g |
| Gluten Free Pepperoni Red Sauce Pizza | 82.5 g | 23.5 g |
| Caprese Pizza | 3.5 g | 17.4 g |
| American Cheese Burger | 55.5 g | 14.2 g |
| Damn Good Stout (Pint) | 85.8 g | 12.9 g |
| Parmesan Garlic Fries | 31.6 g | 9.1 g |
| Waffle and Wing | 119.6 g | 7.9 g |
| Ham and Cheese Omelette | 14.1 g | 7.1 g |
| Drip Coffee | 39.3 g | 5.6 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently closed
Hours
- Tuesday - Saturday
- 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
What diners are saying
Diners rave about the outstanding pizza and beautiful presentation, frequently highlighting the relaxed vibe that makes for a satisfying dinner experience. Guests love the polite and attentive service, noting that the staff is particularly helpful with menu recommendations. Celebrated for its welcoming atmosphere and high-quality food, this spot is a favorite for those seeking a dependable and enjoyable meal.
Menu
Appetizers and Sides
- Parmesan Garlic Fries - $4.5: 1 lb of golden french fries with parmesan garlic seasoning Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cajun Fries - $4.5: 1 lb of golden french fries with spicy cajun seasoning Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Renal Available at: dinner, lunch
- Buffalo Cauliflower - $4.5: 8 oz Buffalo cauliflower with a side of ranch Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Low-Sodium, Atkins, South-Beach Available at: dinner, lunch
Salads
- Bar Salad (Plate) - $9.75: Seasonal greens, sliced pear, caramelized pecans, crumbled blue cheese, light vinaigrette Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mediterranean Salad - $12: Kalamata olives, feta, onion, tomato, cucumber, pepperoncini, roasted garlic vinaigrette, grilled pita Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Zoodles Salad - $12: Roasted cauliflower, blistered tomato, red onion, feta, banana pepper vinaigrette Dietary tags: High-Protein, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
Main Courses
- Ham and Cheese Omelette - $12.99: Ham, cheese, 2 pieces of Texas toast, hash brown Dietary tags: Low-Sodium Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Waffle and Wing - $12.99: Waffle, 5 piece wing, hash brown Dietary tags: Anti-Inflammatory, High-Fiber Available at: breakfast, brunch, dinner, lunch
- American Cheese Burger - $6.99: 8oz beef, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, mayo, ketchup, mustard, fries Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mushroom Swiss Burger - $7.99: 8oz beef, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, mayo, fries Available at: dinner, lunch
Pizza
- Red Pie (Small) - $10: Traditional red sauce base Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- White Pie w/ Mozzarella (Small) - $12: Garlic and oil base with mozzarella Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Caprese Pizza - $12: Pesto, sliced tomato, fresh mozzarella, balsamic glaze, olive oil Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Gluten Free Pepperoni Red Sauce Pizza - $11: 10 inch gluten-free crust, pepperoni, red sauce Dietary tags: Gluten-Free Available at: dinner, lunch
Beverages
- Toasted Blonde (Pint) - $6: House lager-like ale with roasted English malt Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based
- Damn Good Stout (Pint) - $6: Seven malts, smoky espresso scent, coffee/cocoa finish Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber
- NV Cava Brut (Glass) - $8: Bodegas Bohigas, Catalunya, Spain Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Atkins, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Renal, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Drip Coffee - $2.5: Freshly brewed coffee
Frequently Asked Questions about Teassert
- Is Teassert dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. Teassert has 1 dairy-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Cajun Fries.
- What can I eat at Teassert on a dairy-free diet?
- Cajun Fries carry the dairy-free tag, out of 1 tagged dish on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does Teassert have vegan options?
- Yes. 4 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including Cajun Fries and Toasted Blonde (Pint).
- Is Teassert gluten-free?
- 1 dish is tagged gluten-free on the current menu. Chefi never infers allergen tags from a dish name alone, but a tag is not a certification — confirm preparation with the restaurant if you have celiac disease or a severe sensitivity.
- What is the highest-protein dish at Teassert?
- Bar Salad (Plate), at roughly 53g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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