The Angry Elephant – American

This spirited haunt hums with a cheeky Americana energy, inviting guests into a lively space where bold political wit and unpretentious comfort collide. The kitchen turns out indulgent, flavor-forward plates ranging from crispy chicken fried steak bites to decadent mac-n-cheese quesadillas, each dish serving as a playful and hearty tribute to classic heartland staples. It is a place where the aroma of spicy wings and the clinking of glasses create a vibrant backdrop for a relaxed evening of good-humored conversation and soulful, satisfying fare.

4282 Boonville Road, TX 77802 https://theangryelephantbar.com/bryan

Rating: 5/5 (1 reviews)

Cuisine: American

Price range: $

Dietary options: high-protein, low-carb, gluten-free, dairy-free, nut-free, keto, vegetarian, pescatarian, diabetic, heart-healthy, low-fat, sugar-free, mediterranean, whole30, paleo, atkins, south-beach, high-fiber, weight-watchers, clean-eating, anti-inflammatory, tlc, volumetrics, carnivore, detox, aip, mayo-clinic, slow-carb, candida, lectin-free

Currently closed

Hours

Thursday - Saturday: 11:00 AM - 2:00 AM
Sunday - Wednesday: 11:00 AM - 12:00 AM

What diners are saying

Celebrated for its outstanding steak and cozy atmosphere, guests love the warm and inviting environment that makes for a memorable dining experience. Reviewers highlight the helpful and attentive service staff who ensure every meal is enjoyable, frequently praising the team for their regular check-ins and friendly demeanor.

The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail - $13.99: Half dozen Texas Gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Atkins, South-Beach, TLC
Merica Chicken Wings (10 Wings) - $13.95: Ten large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Choose from Habanero, BBQ, Buffalo Sauce, Sweet Chili, Lemon Pepper, Cayenne, Stinging Garlic, Garlic Parmesan, Naked Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins
Merica Chicken Wings (20 Wings) - $18.95: Twenty large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
The Amnesty Quesadilla (Mac-N-Cheese) - $10.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Mac-N-Cheese Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic
The Amnesty Quesadilla (Chicken) - $11.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Chicken Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
The Amnesty Quesadilla (Shrimp) - $14.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Shrimp Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Amnesty Quesadilla (Tenderloin) - $15.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Tenderloin Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Al Gore Frito Pie - $9.95: Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream & onion Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, TLC, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Chicken Fried Steak Bites - $9.95: Hand breaded steak bites served with ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Chips, Queso, Guac - $9.95: Crispy house made potato chips served with our hose-made green chili queso and guac Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
Loaded Nachos - $9.95: Crispy house made seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
Fried Shrimp - $12.95: 8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins
Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds - $9.95: Served with ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
Hummus Platter - $12.95 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic
Goat Cheese Spread - $15.95: Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull-apart bread and chips Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Fried Mushrooms - $8.95: Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate - $13.95: Texas wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Mini Corn Dogs - $10.95: Served with chipotle ranch Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, TLC, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free

The Original Angry Dogs

The Millard Fillmore Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
The FDR All American Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill spear Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
The Obama Chicago Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapenos Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins
The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog (1/4 lb) - $11.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapenos Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapenos Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic
The George W. Bush BLT Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, & our homemade chili Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-Steak Dog (1/4 lb) - $12.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, TLC, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Antifa Dog (1/4 lb) - $14.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos, & siracha hot sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Hawaiian Dog (1/4 lb) - $11.95: Eisenberg Gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
Hong Kong Phooey (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet Thai chili sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins
"The Squad" Triple Pig Dog (1/4 lb) - $14.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, High-Fiber, Volumetrics

Seething Sandwiches

Original Trump Cheeseburger - $11.95: Beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce served on toasted challah buns Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic
The Chuck Norris Chicken Sandwich - $10.95: Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion on toasted Hawaiian buns Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Ronald Reagan Burger - $14.95: A half pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Ron DeSanctis Chili Cheese Burger - $12.95: A half pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The CNN Beyond Burger - $14.95: Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, TLC, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
The Pacifist Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Sandwich - $9.95: One pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on Texas toast Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
The Populist Philly Cheese Steak - $12.95: Tenderloin philly steak with onions & peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free

Healthy Rage

Ahi Tuna Salad - $14.95: Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wantons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
The Wedge - $7.95: Quarter head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon & fresh ground pepper Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins
Chop Salad - $9.95: Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese, served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, High-Fiber, Volumetrics
Spicy Caesar Salad - $9.95: Romaine lettuce & herb marinated cherry tomatoes with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, jalapeno crouton, avocado & cilantro Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic

Add-ons

Add Mac-N-Cheese - $2.95 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Add Chicken - $4.95 Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Add Tenderloin Steak - $5.95 Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Add Shrimp - $5.95 Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Clean-Eating, Carnivore, TLC, Detox, AIP, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free

Dessert

Cheesecake Bites - $7.95 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian