The Angry Elephant – American
This spirited haunt hums with a cheeky Americana energy, inviting guests into a lively space where bold political wit and unpretentious comfort collide. The kitchen turns out indulgent, flavor-forward plates ranging from crispy chicken fried steak bites to decadent mac-n-cheese quesadillas, each dish serving as a playful and hearty tribute to classic heartland staples. It is a place where the aroma of spicy wings and the clinking of glasses create a vibrant backdrop for a relaxed evening of good-humored conversation and soulful, satisfying fare.
4282 Boonville Road, TX 77802 https://theangryelephantbar.com/bryanRating: 5/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $
Dietary options: dairy-free, gluten-free, halal, high-protein, keto, low-carb, nut-free, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, mediterranean, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, carnivore, low-fodmap, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb, sesame-free, soy-free
Diet fit at The Angry Elephant
Dairy-Free at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 3 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Add Shrimp, Add Tenderloin Steak and Add Chicken. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Gluten-Free at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 5 gluten-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Add Shrimp, Add Tenderloin Steak and The Wedge. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 14 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail, Ahi Tuna Salad and Add Shrimp. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 2 high-protein-tagged dishes on its current menu, including The Wedge. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 3 keto-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Add Chicken, The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog (1/4 lb) and Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 4 low-carb-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Add Chicken, The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) and The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog (1/4 lb). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Nut-Free at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 1 nut-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Add Chicken. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at The Angry Elephant
The Angry Elephant in Bryan has 2 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) and The CNN Beyond Burger. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at The Angry Elephant
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Ahi Tuna Salad | 77.1 g | 82.1 g |
| Loaded Nachos | 62.3 g | 48.3 g |
| Chop Salad | 54.7 g | 44.3 g |
| The Wedge | 3.4 g | 37.4 g |
| Spicy Caesar Salad | 36.2 g | 35.7 g |
| The Antifa Dog (1/4 lb) | 15.7 g | 32.6 g |
| Goat Cheese Spread | 18 g | 31 g |
| Ronald Reagan Burger | 1.4 g | 30.8 g |
| The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) | 14.5 g | 29.4 g |
| The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog (1/4 lb) | 2.7 g | 29.3 g |
| The Obama Chicago Dog (1/4 lb) | 53.8 g | 23.9 g |
| The FDR All American Dog (1/4 lb) | 30.7 g | 20.6 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently closed
Hours
- Thursday - Saturday
- 11:00 AM - 2:00 AM
- Sunday - Wednesday
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 AM
What diners are saying
Celebrated for its outstanding steak and cozy atmosphere, guests love the warm and inviting environment that makes for a memorable dining experience. Reviewers highlight the helpful and attentive service staff who ensure every meal is enjoyable, frequently praising the team for their regular check-ins and friendly demeanor.
Menu
A Bit Persnickety
- The Constitutionalist Shrimp Cocktail - $13.99: Half dozen Texas Gulf shrimp served with our house made mango cocktail sauce Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Merica Chicken Wings (10 Wings) - $13.95: Ten large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Choose from Habanero, BBQ, Buffalo Sauce, Sweet Chili, Lemon Pepper, Cayenne, Stinging Garlic, Garlic Parmesan, Naked Dietary tags: High-Protein, Gluten-Free, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- Merica Chicken Wings (20 Wings) - $18.95: Twenty large wings seasoned, fried & tossed in your favorite sauce. Dietary tags: Gluten-Free, High-Fiber, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- The Amnesty Quesadilla (Mac-N-Cheese) - $10.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Mac-N-Cheese Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- The Amnesty Quesadilla (Chicken) - $11.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Chicken
- The Amnesty Quesadilla (Shrimp) - $14.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Shrimp Dietary tags: Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC
- The Amnesty Quesadilla (Tenderloin) - $15.95: Large 12-inch tortilla grilled & filled shredded jack and cheddar cheese with Tenderloin
- The Al Gore Frito Pie - $9.95: Fritos topped with homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream & onion Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber
- Chicken Fried Steak Bites - $9.95: Hand breaded steak bites served with ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Low-Sodium
- Chips, Queso, Guac - $9.95: Crispy house made potato chips served with our hose-made green chili queso and guac Available at: dinner, lunch
- Loaded Nachos - $9.95: Crispy house made seasoned potato chips, topped with jalapenos, mushrooms, chorizo, cheddar cheese, queso, guacamole and sour cream Available at: dinner, lunch
- Fried Shrimp - $12.95: 8 fried shrimp tossed in your favorite sauce served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian
- Fried Bite Size Spicy Cheese Curds - $9.95: Served with ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Atkins, South-Beach, Carnivore
- Hummus Platter - $12.95 Dietary tags: Halal, Mediterranean, Alkaline, Macrobiotic
- Goat Cheese Spread - $15.95: Goat cheese log drizzled with chipotle raspberry sauce served with garlic pull-apart bread and chips
- Fried Mushrooms - $8.95: Hand cut portobello mushrooms breaded and fried, served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, DASH Sodium-Reduced
- Lonestar Meat and Cheese Plate - $13.95: Texas wagyu sausage with triple cheese cubes and spicy mustard
- Mini Corn Dogs - $10.95: Served with chipotle ranch
The Original Angry Dogs
- The Millard Fillmore Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served dry Dietary tags: Whole30, Paleo, AIP, Lectin-Free
- The FDR All American Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, & a dill spear
- The Obama Chicago Dog (1/4 lb) - $8.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers, & celery salt Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion & pickled sliced jalapenos Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- The Beto O'Rourke Mexico Dog (1/4 lb) - $11.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo, & jalapenos
- The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion, & pickled sliced jalapenos
- The George W. Bush BLT Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, and mayo Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC
- The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog (1/4 lb) - $9.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with cheddar cheese, & our homemade chili Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Volumetrics
- The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese-Steak Dog (1/4 lb) - $12.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with philly steak with onions, peppers, & house made green chili queso Dietary tags: Anti-Inflammatory
- The Joe Biden 'Shroom Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with mushrooms, onions, and swiss cheese Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Low-Sodium, Atkins, South-Beach, Carnivore
- The Antifa Dog (1/4 lb) - $14.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, bacon slices, pico, cheddar jack cheese, jalapenos, & siracha hot sauce Dietary tags: South-Beach
- Hawaiian Dog (1/4 lb) - $11.95: Eisenberg Gourmet beef frank topped with avocado, seared spam, crushed pineapple, and teriyaki sauce
- Hong Kong Phooey (1/4 lb) - $10.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, tempura battered and fried, topped with bacon bits, peanut butter, and a sweet Thai chili sauce
- The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) - $10.95: A vegan frank, vegan cheese, and vegan chipotle mayo Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, South-Beach, High-Fiber, Alkaline, Slow-Carb
- "The Squad" Triple Pig Dog (1/4 lb) - $14.95: Eisenberg gourmet beef frank topped with pulled pork, chorizo, bacon, queso fresco, & hot sauce
Seething Sandwiches
- Original Trump Cheeseburger - $11.95: Beef patty topped with lettuce, tomato, onions, & our special sauce served on toasted challah buns
- The Chuck Norris Chicken Sandwich - $10.95: Half pound skinless chicken breast topped with our special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion on toasted Hawaiian buns Dietary tags: Anti-Inflammatory
- Ronald Reagan Burger - $14.95: A half pound Akaushi patty, grilled blackened shrimp, pickled jalapenos, avocado, diced onion, blue cheese crumbles and chipotle mayo served on toasted challah buns Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- Ron DeSanctis Chili Cheese Burger - $12.95: A half pound Akaushi patty topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos served on your choice of toasted challah buns or Texas toast Dietary tags: Low-Sodium
- The CNN Beyond Burger - $14.95: Beyond patty, vegan cheese and vegan mayo served on toasted buns Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC
- The Pacifist Pulled Pork Mac & Cheese Sandwich - $9.95: One pulled pork with BBQ sauce topped with our mac-n-cheese served on Texas toast
- The Populist Philly Cheese Steak - $12.95: Tenderloin philly steak with onions & peppers, & our house made green chili queso served on Texas toast
Healthy Rage
- Ahi Tuna Salad - $14.95: Crisp field greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, parmesan & crispy wantons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna & wasabi peas Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber
- The Wedge - $7.95: Quarter head of iceberg lettuce with blue cheese or ranch dressing, blue cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon & fresh ground pepper Dietary tags: High-Protein
- Chop Salad - $9.95: Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar & blue cheese, served with our house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- Spicy Caesar Salad - $9.95: Romaine lettuce & herb marinated cherry tomatoes with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn & black bean salsa, jalapeno crouton, avocado & cilantro Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian
Add-ons
- Add Mac-N-Cheese - $2.95 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory
- Add Chicken - $4.95 Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Low-Fodmap, Carnivore, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC, AIP, Renal, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free, Soy Free, Sesame Free
- Add Tenderloin Steak - $5.95 Dietary tags: Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Paleo, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, AIP, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
- Add Shrimp - $5.95 Dietary tags: Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, High-Fiber, Alkaline, AIP, Lectin-Free, Soy Free
Dessert
- Cheesecake Bites - $7.95 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Soy Free
Frequently Asked Questions about The Angry Elephant
- Is The Angry Elephant dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. The Angry Elephant has 3 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Add Shrimp, Add Tenderloin Steak and Add Chicken.
- What can I eat at The Angry Elephant on a dairy-free diet?
- Add Shrimp, Add Tenderloin Steak and Add Chicken carry the dairy-free tag, out of 3 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does The Angry Elephant have vegan options?
- Yes. 2 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including The MSNBC Vegan Dog (1/4 lb) and The CNN Beyond Burger.
- Is The Angry Elephant gluten-free?
- 5 dishes are tagged gluten-free on the current menu. Chefi never infers allergen tags from a dish name alone, but a tag is not a certification — confirm preparation with the restaurant if you have celiac disease or a severe sensitivity.
- What is the highest-protein dish at The Angry Elephant?
- Ahi Tuna Salad, at roughly 82.1g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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