Wise Cracks – American
Sunlight streams into this lively morning haunt, where the rhythmic sizzle of the griddle and the cheerful clinking of coffee mugs set a vibrant tempo for the day ahead. The air is thick with the savory aroma of crisp bacon and velvety hollandaise, as the kitchen turns out playful, hearty creations ranging from decadent "Benny" variations to the soul-warming "Mother Clucker." It is a spirited neighborhood destination where classic breakfast comfort is elevated by a touch of wit and a whole lot of heart.
119 Southwest 3rd Street, Corvallis OR 97333-4713 https://wisecrackscafe.com/Rating: 4/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $
Dietary options: halal, high-protein, keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, carnivore, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, juice-cleanse, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb
Diet fit at Wise Cracks
Halal at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 23 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Texas-Style French Toast, Juice (Large) and Two Eggs. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 1 high-protein-tagged dish on its current menu, including Western Omelette. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 2 keto-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Cracked Cold Brew and Spanish Omelette. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 3 low-carb-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Milk (Large), Cracked Cold Brew and Spanish Omelette. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 7 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Juice (Large), Early Bird Special and Italian Soda (Small). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 23 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Texas-Style French Toast, Root Beer Float (Seasonal) and Juice (Large). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Heart-Healthy at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 6 heart-healthy-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Texas-Style French Toast, Juice (Large) and Cracked Cold Brew. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Fat at Wise Cracks
Wise Cracks in Corvallis has 3 low-fat-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Juice (Large), Cracked Cold Brew and Juice (Small). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at Wise Cracks
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| El Juapo | 21.3 g | 54.6 g |
| El Diablo | 112.3 g | 54.2 g |
| Everything but the Kitchen Sink Skillet | 6 g | 43.8 g |
| Cajun Skillet | 60.8 g | 40.2 g |
| For the Love of Benny | 46 g | 39.9 g |
| Slamwich | 45.4 g | 34.8 g |
| Two Eggs | 16.8 g | 32.6 g |
| Western Omelette | 8.5 g | 27.9 g |
| Soda Pop | 52.2 g | 25.6 g |
| Garden Omelette | 35.4 g | 25.2 g |
| Mother Clucker | 61.4 g | 21.1 g |
| Chicken and Waffles | 40.3 g | 21 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Friday
- 7:00 AM - 2:00 PM
- Saturday - Sunday
- 7:00 AM - 3:00 PM
What diners are saying
Celebrated for its savory dishes and perfectly portioned meals, guests frequently highlight the cozy atmosphere that makes for a memorable dining experience. Reviewers praise the helpful and knowledgeable service, noting that the staff's expertise and warm hospitality significantly enhance the evening. This neighborhood gem is praised for its inviting ambiance and consistently high-quality flavors that leave a lasting impression on every diner.
Menu
Back To The Basics
Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
- One Egg - $6.25: Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast with Grandma's homemade jam. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Two Eggs - $7.5: Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast with Grandma's homemade jam. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Ham, Bacon or Sausage and Two Eggs - $9.95: Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
- Ham, Bacon or Sausage and One Egg - $8.5: Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
- Early Bird Special - $7.5: Available until 8am. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
Benny's
- Julia's Love Child - $15: Ham, bacon, asparagus, broccoli, garlic, and green onion sautéed together and tossed with home fries, then topped with two poached eggs and finished with hollandaise & choice of toast.
- For the Love of Benny - $15: Poached eggs, bacon, avocado, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
- Cowboy Benny - $10.5: Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties, scrambled eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hashbrowns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.
- Eggs Benny - $10.5: Hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese. Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
From The Griddle
Delicious, fresh, and always a favorite category! Jazz up your selection with whipped cream and fresh berries for only $1.95!
- Mother Clucker - $12.5: Crispy chicken, Tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of a side.
- Chicken and Waffles - $13: Boneless chicken and waffles with quality crispy fried chicken piled on a Belgian waffle.
- Belgian Waffle - $7.5: Belgian waffle. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Biscuits & Gravy (Large) - $7.95: Fresh buttermilk biscuits and country gravy.
- Biscuits & Gravy (Small) - $5.95: Fresh buttermilk biscuits and country gravy.
- Texas-Style French Toast - $8.5: Thick cut French toast. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, GERD-Friendly, TLC
Omelettes
3-4 egg omelettes served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese and choice of white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast w/ Grandma's homemade strawberry jam.
- Plain Jayne Omelette - $9.5: Choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone, or pepperjack cheeses. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Spanish Omelette - $10.75: Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream. Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC
- Ham & Cheese Omelette - $9.95: Hickory smoked ham and choice of Swiss, cheddar, Provolone or pepperjack cheeses. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium
- The Cisco Kid - $10.75: Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses. Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Atkins, South-Beach
- Garden Omelette - $10.75: Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber
- Western Omelette - $10.75: Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese. Dietary tags: High-Protein, Low-Sodium, South-Beach
- Greek Omelette - $10.5: Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach. Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- El Diablo - $10.75: Sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
- Mile-High Omelette - $10.75: Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.
- El Juapo - $15.5: Eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
Skillets
Served with two eggs any style and white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin toast with Grandma's homemade jam.
- NW Veg Skillet - $10.95: Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Cajun Skillet - $10.95: Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses. Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- Yee-Hah (South of the Border) Skillet - $11.5: Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes. Dietary tags: South-Beach
- Everything but the Kitchen Sink Skillet - $11.5: Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes. Dietary tags: Atkins, South-Beach
- Athens Skillet - $10.95: A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
- Cheese Steak Skillet - $10.95: Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC
Specialties & Classics
- Huevos Rancheros - $10.95: Two flour tortillas with Machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend and three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries. Dietary tags: High-Fiber
- Slamwich - $9.95: Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with choice of side.
- Country Road - $12.95: Traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and choice of side & toast.
- Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito - $10.5: A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole. Served with choice of side.
- Miss. Swiss - $10.5: Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. Served with choice of side and toast. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- 3rd Street Scramble - $10.5: Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. Served with choice of side and toast. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Pigs in a Blanket - $11.5: Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of side.
- Loco-Moco - $10.95: Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast.
- The Motherload - $11.95: Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. Served with choice of side and toast. Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC
- Corned Beef Hash & Eggs - $10.5: A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of side and toast.
- German Hashbrowns & Eggs - $9.25: Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Hobo Hash - $9.95: Home fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast.
- The Double Dipper - $9.5: Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
- Beaver combi-Nation - $10.95: Two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham and a waffle or Texas-style French toast.
Beverages
- Italian Soda (Large) - $3.5: 1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Renal
- Italian Soda (Small) - $2.5: 1/2 club Soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Renal
- Root Beer Float (Seasonal) - $5: Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Beaver Believer (Seasonal) - $5: Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Juice-Cleanse
- Soda Pop - $1.95: Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Ginger Ale, Rt. Beer, Sierra Mist, Dr. Pepper.
- Juice (Large) - $2.5: Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, Juice-Cleanse
- Juice (Small) - $1.75: Grapefruit, Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Grape, Cranberry, Tomato. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, Juice-Cleanse
- Purple Cow (Seasonal) - $5: Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Juice-Cleanse
- Milk (Large) - $2.95: Milk. Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, South-Beach
- Cracked Cold Brew - $3: Cold brew coffee. Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Carnivore, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Strawberry Lemonade - $4: With fresh strawberries.
- Organic Coffee - $3: Regular or Decaf Cafe Mam coffee. Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Hot Tea - $3.25: Earl Grey, Peppermint, Raspberry, English Breakfast.
- The Broken Mocha - $3.95: 1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC
- Organic Chai Tea - $3.95: Hot or cold with whipped cream & nutmeg. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Hot Cocoa - $3.95: With whipped cream & marshmallows.
Frequently Asked Questions about Wise Cracks
- Is Wise Cracks halal-friendly?
- Yes. Wise Cracks has 23 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Texas-Style French Toast, Juice (Large) and Two Eggs.
- What can I eat at Wise Cracks on a halal diet?
- Texas-Style French Toast, Juice (Large) and Two Eggs carry the halal tag, out of 23 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does Wise Cracks have vegan options?
- Yes. 7 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including Juice (Large) and Early Bird Special.
- What is the highest-protein dish at Wise Cracks?
- El Juapo, at roughly 54.6g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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