BETTER THAN SEX – Restaurant
926 Simonton St., Key West, FL 33040 305-393-1049 https://www.betterthansexdesserts.com/0Cuisine: Restaurant
Currently closed
Menu
Signature Desserts
House-made decadent desserts.
- Peanut Butter Perversion - $15: Peanut butter silk pie, chocolate chip cookie dough crust, salted peanut and chocolate bark, port wine dessert sauce
- Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake - $15: Vanilla bean cheesecake, sugar cookie dough crust, salted popcorn chocolate bark, caramel sauce
- Morning After - $16: Chocolate and brie grilled cheese sandwich, buttered bread, cinnamon sugar, Danish brie, dark Belgian chocolate, strawberry champagne soup
- Missionary Crisp - $14: Red delicious apples, buttery cake layer, salted graham cracker crumble, vanilla bean ice cream, cinnamon, caramel
- Cookie Nookie Pie - $15: Chocolate chip cookie pie, walnuts, semi-sweet chocolate, vanilla bean ice cream, caramel
- Fever - $14: Warm chocolate cake, chocolate pudding, vanilla bean ice cream
- Blueberry Birthday Suit - $16: Cinnamon sugar French toast, white chocolate, blueberries, brie cheese, spiked blueberry compote, strawberry champagne soup
- Man Flowers - $15: Chocolate stout cake, dark chocolate frosting, chocolate stout ganache, Irish cream ice cream, caramel
- Double Stuffed - $15: Oreo bread pudding, white chocolate, vanilla bean custard, cheesecake ice cream
- Caress My Carrot - $14: Carrot cake, honey, cranberries, pineapple, walnuts, vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting
- Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake - $15: Red velvet cheesecake, dark chocolate cookie crust, silky chocolate frosting, strawberry
- Perfect Partner - $8: Two vanilla bean ice cream balls, white chocolate
- The Fourgasm - $28: Sampler of Red Velvet Cheesecake, Man Flowers Cake, Caress My Carrot Cake, and All-American Cheesecake
- Berry Bondage - $16: Crepes, fresh raspberries, white chocolate ganache, raspberry liquor, amaretto topping, strawberry sauce
- Cookie Butter Cuddle Cake - $14: Cookie butter cake, coffee milk
Rimmed Wine & Beer
Signature chocolate and caramel rimmed drinks.
- Sex Appeal - $13: Sparkling Moscato, white chocolate rim, red sugar
- Choco-Port - $12: Tawny Port, semi-sweet chocolate rim
- Lickin' Love - $13: Pinot Noir, Belgian dark chocolate, white chocolate drizzle
- Klimax - $13: Sweet sparkling red wine, white chocolate rim
- The Berry Naughty - $13: Malbec, semi-sweet chocolate rim, raspberry sugar
- Original Choco-Cab - $13: Cabernet Sauvignon, semi-sweet chocolate rim
- French Kiss - $16: Champagne, house-made caramel, bruleed sugar
- Gyration - $10: Chocolate stout, dark chocolate rim
- Milf Shake - $14: Milk stout, vanilla bean ice cream, white chocolate rim, malted milk balls
- Vanilla Vibration - $11: Vanilla barrel cream ale, white chocolate rim, bruleed sugar
- Man Candy - $10: Strawberry ale, white and dark chocolate rim
Cocktails & Shots
House-made lickers, cordials, and cocktails.
- Slip Inside - $14: Wine based vodka, house made Irish cream, house made coffee licker
- Money Shot - $9: House-made coffee licker, whipped cream
- Lucky Shot - $9: House-made Irish cream licker, whipped cream
- Love Potion 69 - $14: Amaretto licker, almond infused vodka, vanilla bean, honey, whipped cream
- Sexpresso-Tini - $15: House coffee licker, dark chocolate rim, cinnamon sugar espresso, coffee ice cube
Beverages
Non-alcoholic specialty drinks and coffees.
- Don't Be Chai Mocktail - $10: Chai spices, salted caramel, espresso ice cube, cinnamon sugar and nutmeg rim
- Goo Goo - $7: Ginger ale, caramel rim
- Choco Coffee - $8: Spiced house coffee, choice of chocolate or caramel rim
- Chocomilk - $7: Whole milk, semi-sweet chocolate rim, chocolate syrup
- Sexy Soda Float - $9: Choice of soda, ice cream, white chocolate drizzle
- Koochie Koochie Kola - $8: Small batch cola, caramel rim, cinnamon, sugar, nutmeg
- Rollover Rootbeer Float - $9: Rootbeer, ice cream, chocolate and caramel drizzle
- Craft Sodas - $5: Specialty branded soda