Crash Murder Business – American
Crash Murder Business invites the daring into a world of culinary surrealism where the menu reads like a whimsical bestiary of bold, imaginative flavors. Vibrant plates like the Glory of Unicorns and the Lounge of Lizards arrive as edible art, blending unexpected ingredients with a rebellious flair that transforms every bite into a discovery. This eclectic sanctuary balances its avant-garde spirit with soulful comforts, grounding the fantastical experience with hearty, sun-drenched staples like their signature vegetarian breakfast burrito.
312, Montezuma Avenue https://cmbcoffeeshop.com0Cuisine: American
Price range: $$$
Dietary options: keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, carnivore, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Friday
- 7:30 AM - 4:00 PM
- Saturday
- 09:00-16:00 Su 09:00-15:00
Menu
Coffee & Elixirs
Serving conjured coffee concoctions and transcendent teacup tonics.
- Race of Roadrunners: Spiced coffee concoction Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Glory of Unicorns: Artisan drink Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Carnivore, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Lounge of Lizards: Artisan drink Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
Breakfast
- Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito: Fresh and flavorful vegetarian ingredients Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber Available at: breakfast, brunch
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