Crash Murder Business – American
Crash Murder Business invites the daring into a world of culinary surrealism where the menu reads like a whimsical bestiary of bold, imaginative flavors. Vibrant plates like the Glory of Unicorns and the Lounge of Lizards arrive as edible art, blending unexpected ingredients with a rebellious flair that transforms every bite into a discovery. This eclectic sanctuary balances its avant-garde spirit with soulful comforts, grounding the fantastical experience with hearty, sun-drenched staples like their signature vegetarian breakfast burrito.
312, Montezuma Avenue https://cmbcoffeeshop.com0Cuisine: American
Price range: $$$
Dietary options: halal, keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, carnivore, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb
Diet fit at Crash Murder Business
Halal at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 4 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito, Glory of Unicorns and Race of Roadrunners. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 1 keto-tagged dish on its current menu, including Glory of Unicorns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 1 low-carb-tagged dish on its current menu, including Glory of Unicorns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 3 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Glory of Unicorns, Race of Roadrunners and Lounge of Lizards. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 4 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito, Glory of Unicorns and Race of Roadrunners. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Heart-Healthy at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 1 heart-healthy-tagged dish on its current menu, including Glory of Unicorns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Fat at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 1 low-fat-tagged dish on its current menu, including Glory of Unicorns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Sodium at Crash Murder Business
Crash Murder Business in Santa Fe has 2 low-sodium-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito and Glory of Unicorns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at Crash Murder Business
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito | 21.9 g | 38.4 g |
| Glory of Unicorns | 0.3 g | 0 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Friday
- 7:30 AM - 4:00 PM
- Saturday
- 09:00-16:00 Su 09:00-15:00
Menu
Coffee & Elixirs
Serving conjured coffee concoctions and transcendent teacup tonics.
- Race of Roadrunners: Spiced coffee concoction Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Glory of Unicorns: Artisan drink Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Carnivore, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, AIP, Renal, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free
- Lounge of Lizards: Artisan drink Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
Breakfast
- Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito: Fresh and flavorful vegetarian ingredients Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber Available at: breakfast, brunch
Frequently Asked Questions about Crash Murder Business
- Is Crash Murder Business halal-friendly?
- Yes. Crash Murder Business has 4 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito, Glory of Unicorns and Race of Roadrunners.
- What can I eat at Crash Murder Business on a halal diet?
- Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito, Glory of Unicorns and Race of Roadrunners carry the halal tag, out of 4 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does Crash Murder Business have vegan options?
- Yes. 3 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including Glory of Unicorns and Race of Roadrunners.
- What is the highest-protein dish at Crash Murder Business?
- Vegetarian Breakfast Burrito, at roughly 38.4g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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