CROOKED COW – Restaurant
Crooked Cow Creamery scoops out of a Del Prado Boulevard shop in Cape Coral, drive-thru and all, with a second window at Slipaway Food Truck Park and a truck that turns up around town. The house style is loud: Sea Monster mixes a white cake base with cookie dough and cookies and cream; Great Malt Balls of Fire folds crushed malt balls into salted caramel; Shot in the Dark stacks espresso beans and sea salt fudge. Then the Crooked Creations, scoops infused with liqueur, CBD or THC, plus infused brownies and rice crispy treats. Bakery pastries too. Racing simulators, oddly.
3310 DEL PRADO BLVD S, CAPE CORAL, FL, 33904 +1-743-000-0305 https://crookedcowcreamery.com/0Cuisine: Restaurant
Dietary options: halal, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-sodium, pescatarian, plant-based, anti-inflammatory, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, tlc, macrobiotic
Diet fit at CROOKED COW
Halal at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 38 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie, Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD) and Choco Loco. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 6 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including THC Infused Rice Crispy Treats, Sour Patch Sip (Spiked) and Passion Fruit Punch Fruity Crushie. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 48 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including The Cow’s Chocolate Martini (Alcohol), Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie and Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Heart-Healthy at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 2 heart-healthy-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Turkey and Cheese Melt and Brownie Bites. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Sodium at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 4 low-sodium-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Turkey and Cheese Melt, Cheese cake and Cannoli. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Pescatarian at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 51 pescatarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including The Cow’s Chocolate Martini (Alcohol), Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie and Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD). Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Plant-Based at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 1 plant-based-tagged dish on its current menu, including THC Infused Rice Crispy Treats. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Anti-Inflammatory at CROOKED COW
CROOKED COW in Cape Coral has 1 anti-inflammatory-tagged dish on its current menu, including Turkey and Cheese Melt. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at CROOKED COW
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel | 1.8 g | 35.2 g |
| Sausage Egg & Cheese Bagel | 7.8 g | 34.3 g |
| Cannoli | 85.7 g | 26 g |
| Egg & Cheese Bagel | 18.2 g | 9 g |
| Cappuccino | 12 g | 8 g |
| Crumb Cake | 34.7 g | 6.1 g |
| Drip Coffee | 39.3 g | 5.6 g |
| Cheese cake | 18.8 g | 4.1 g |
| Blueberry Muffin | 58.1 g | 3.5 g |
| Turkey and Cheese Melt | 7.9 g | 3.3 g |
| Chai Latte | 5.9 g | 1.9 g |
| Hot Chocolate | 16.2 g | 1.5 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Menu
Classic Flavors
- Ice Ice Baby: Vanilla ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- What the Berry: Strawberry ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Choco Loco: Chocolate ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Chip Happens: Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Rollin' in da Dough: Cookie Dough ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Not a finger: Butterfinger ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Middy Who?: Cookies & Cream ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
Specialty Flavors
- Sea Monster: White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough and cookies and cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Ding Dong the Troll is Gone: Light Pistachio base ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Not so Butter Pecan: Light butter pecan base with mixed nuts and toasted coconut enrobed in chocolate Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Nana and Pops Kisses: Chocolate fudge ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Cake it Till You Make It: Royal cake batter base ice cream with sprinkles and pound cake Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Dolphin's Delight: White cake batter base with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallows Dietary tags: Pescatarian
- Great Malt Balls of Fire: Salted Caramel ice cream with dark chocolate chips and crushed malt balls Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Pelican Poop: Vanilla ice cream with sprinkles, M&Ms and marshmallow fluff Dietary tags: Pescatarian
- Rebel Swirl: Vanilla ice cream with Red Raspberry swirl, Chocolate Swirl and chocolate chips Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Shot in the dark: Coffee Espresso base ice cream with chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips and sea salt fudge swirl
Infused Flavors (THC, CBD, Alcohol)
- Sea Monster's Dreams (THC): White cake base ice cream with chunks of cookie dough, cookies and cream, and THC infusion Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Devil Rebel Swirl (THC): Vanilla ice cream with red raspberry and chocolate swirl, chocolate chips, and THC infusion Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Chill Chill Baby (CBD): Vanilla ice cream with CBD infusion Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD): Chocolate ice cream with CBD infusion Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- The Cow’s Chocolate Martini (Alcohol): Coffee Liqueur, Coffee Espresso ice cream, chocolate covered espresso beans, chocolate chips, sea salt fudge swirl Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The Purple Loopy Cow (Alcohol): Vodka Black Raspberry Ice Cream with chocolate swirl and chocolate chips Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The Cow’s Minty Martini (Alcohol): Creme De Menthe ice cream and chocolate chips Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The Cow’s Pina Colada (Alcohol): Dark Rum ice cream with toasted coconut and pineapple Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- Western Cow’s Moonshine (Alcohol): Whiskey ice cream with crushed peanut butter cups and a peanut butter swirl Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The unholy cow manure (Alcohol): Irish Whiskey ice cream with homemade brownie bites Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- Nutty Irish Cow (Alcohol): Almond Liqueur ice cream with cinnamon sugar vanilla Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The Cow’s Caramel Cherry Bliss (Alcohol): Vanilla ice cream with swirls of homemade caramel cherry bourbon sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
Bakery Treats
- THC Infused Brownies: Fudgy, rich brownie infused with THC Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- THC Infused Rice Crispy Treats: Gooey, crispy square infused with THC Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Macrobiotic
- Crumb Cake: Sweet, buttery cake with heavy crumb topping Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Blueberry Muffin: Fluffy muffin with juicy blueberries Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, GERD-Friendly
- Cannoli: Crispy shell with creamy filling Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, High-Fiber
- Brownie Bites: Small chocolate brownie squares Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, TLC
- Cheese cake: New York style cheesecake Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Cheese cake a la mode: New York style cheesecake served with ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
Bagels & Sandwiches
- Sliced Bagel: Choice of Plain, Everything, Asiago, or Cinnamon Raisin. Butter or cream cheese available. Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Egg & Cheese Bagel: Egg and cheese on a bagel Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel: Bacon, egg, and cheese on a bagel
- Sausage Egg & Cheese Bagel: Sausage, egg, and cheese on a bagel
- Ham and Cheese Melt: Ham and cheese melted on a bagel
- Turkey and Cheese Melt: Turkey and cheese melted on a bagel Dietary tags: Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC
- Chicken Salad Bagel: Chicken salad on a bagel
Beverages
- Bessie's Black Pearls Boba: Traditional black tea and milk with boba pearls Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Spice and Pearls Boba: Iced Chai with milk and boba pearls Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Triple B Boba: Iced espresso with caramel or mocha, milk, and boba pearls Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- You Betcha Matcha Boba: Iced matcha milk tea with honey and boba pearls Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Blue Raspberry Fruity Crushie: Sorbet blended with lemonade Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Passion Mango Fruity Crushie: Sorbet blended with lemonade Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Passion Fruit Punch Fruity Crushie: Sorbet blended with lemonade Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Sour Patch Sip (Spiked): Lemon raspberry vodka sorbet with lemonade and fruity boba Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- Island Squeeze (Spiked): Mango sorbet with spiced pineapple rum, lemonade, and fruity boba Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- Drip Coffee
- Espresso
- Latte
- Cappuccino
- Affogato: Espresso poured over ice cream
- Hot Chocolate
- Chai Latte
- Muscle Monkey Smoothie: Peanut butter, banana, protein, and vanilla ice cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Bessie's Matcha Rocket Skates Smoothie: Matcha, vanilla ice cream, banana, toasted coconut, protein, and honey Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian
- Bessie's Berry Beast Smoothie: Acai berry, banana, mixed berries, vanilla ice cream and chia seeds Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
- Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie: Two shots of espresso, vanilla ice cream with choice of caramel or mocha syrup Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian
Frequently Asked Questions about CROOKED COW
- Is CROOKED COW halal-friendly?
- Yes. CROOKED COW has 38 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie, Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD) and Choco Loco.
- What can I eat at CROOKED COW on a halal diet?
- Bessie's Fuel Force Smoothie, Wonka-Licious waterfalls (CBD) and Choco Loco carry the halal tag, out of 38 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does CROOKED COW have vegan options?
- Yes. 6 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including THC Infused Rice Crispy Treats and Sour Patch Sip (Spiked).
- What is the highest-protein dish at CROOKED COW?
- Bacon Egg & Cheese Bagel, at roughly 35.2g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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