Crooked Tale Gastropub – American
Stepping into Crooked Tale Gastropub feels like entering a storied neighborhood retreat where the dim glow of the bar and the hum of conversation set the stage for an evening of indulgence. The kitchen delights with a whimsical array of elevated comfort foods, from the salty crunch of warm pretzel shanks to the bold, charred spice of blackened redfish. It is a destination where creative small bites and hearty plates come together, inviting guests to linger over shared stories and inventive flavors in a setting as spirited as its name suggests.
5206 South Ferdon Boulevard, Crestview FL 32536 https://crookedtalegastropub.com/Rating: 3/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $$
Dietary options: high-protein, nut-free, vegan, vegetarian, gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, keto, sugar-free, pescatarian, plant-based, mediterranean, diabetic, heart-healthy, low-fat, whole30, paleo, low-cholesterol, anti-inflammatory, atkins, south-beach, weight-watchers, clean-eating, high-fiber, raw-food, volumetrics, tlc, detox, alkaline, zone, carnivore, mayo-clinic, slow-carb, macrobiotic, pegan, candida, lectin-free
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Thursday
- 11:00 AM - 10:00 PM
- Friday - Saturday
- 11:00 AM - 10:30 PM
- Sunday
- 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
What diners are saying
Celebrated as a solid option for a quick bite, guests highlight the reliable and adequate service that ensures a smooth and efficient visit. Reviewers appreciate the straightforward atmosphere for a convenient meal, noting that
Menu
Dinner Specials
- Blackened Red Fish - $28: Blackened Redfish served over buttery rice and topped with gumbo jus and corn maq-choux Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Small Jobs
- The Chicken Man Quesadilla - $15: Grilled chicken quesadilla with shredded cheese, jalapeños, sautéed onions and red peppers. Served with pico & sour cream Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Sugar-Free
- Pretzel Shanks - $13: Three generous sized pretzel spears halved & served with our house made beer cheese dipping sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Fried Mushrooms - $10: Hand breaded mushrooms fried to a golden brown and topped with parmesan cheese and garlic aioli Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Sugar-Free
- Mozzarella Sticks - $10: Five lightly breaded cheese sticks drizzled with garlic butter and topped with parmesan cheese and parsley. Served with warm marinara on the side Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Stool Pigeon Minis - $14: Three fried chicken sliders topped with swiss cheese, buffalo sauce, served on toasted brioche buns Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Crispy Brussel Sprouts - $12: Topped with a balsamic reduction and pickled red onion Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol
- In a Pickle - $9: House made pickles fried to a perfect golden brown and served with a spicy remoulade for dipping Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Chips + Salsa - $7 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Sugar-Free, Low-Cholesterol
- Bogart Bombers - $12: Fresh jalapeños stuffed with a cheddar & cream cheese mix, wrapped in bacon, and topped with crispy breadcrumbs Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Sugar-Free
- The Motherload-ed Fries - $13: Crispy fries loaded down with our beer cheese sauce, crispy bacon, fresh jalapeños, and scallions. Finished with garlic aioli Dietary tags: Nut-Free
Lucky's Greens
- The Mob Cobb - $12: Spring greens, bleu cheese crumbles, applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, hard boiled egg, fresh cut avocado and topped with pecans Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, South-Beach, High-Fiber, Zone, Volumetrics
- The Crooked Tale House Salad - $10: Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, craisins, bacon and red onions Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Atkins, South-Beach, High-Fiber, Volumetrics, Mayo-Clinic
Bugsy's Burgers & Sandies
- The Hangover - $15: Topped with crispy shoestring potatoes, an over easy egg, thick sliced bacon. & American cheese. Served on a bed of lettuce, tomato & onion with a brioche bun Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The Godfather Steak Sandwich - $18: Sliced USDA Angus cut ribeye, Monterey jack cheese, red & green peppers, and house caramelized onion. Served on a hoagie with a horseradish cream sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Border Bound - $15: 8 oz patty seasoned with taco seasoning, topped with fried tortilla strips, cilantro lime mayo, pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños & guacamole Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Rhapsody in Bleu - $15: Blackened burger patty topped with caramelized onions & bleu cheese crumbles. Served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a brioche bun Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The Meat Wagon - $16: 8 oz patty topped with thick sliced bacon, ham & pulled pork. Slathered with our house beer cheese and finished off with caramelized onion jam, garlic aioli Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Big Al Capone's Belly Buster - $20: Two 8 oz patties, four thick cut slices of applewood smoked bacon, six slices of American and cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, on a bed of lettuce, tomato, and onion jam Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The MOBLT - $15: A BLT on Texas toast served with a mountain of bacon, lettuce & tomato and topped with a cilantro lime mayo & avocado Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The Sweet Alibi - $17: Crispy bacon, American cheese, sweet pineapple slice, lettuce, tomato, onion, and special sauce Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The Joe Schmo - $14: Topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato & onion Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- The Stool Pigeon - $14: Chicken breast served grilled or fried, tossed in our spicy garlic buffalo sauce, and topped with swiss cheese. Served with lettuce, tomato & red onion Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
The Main Heist
- Penne Chicken or Shrimp Alfredo - $15: Rich and creamy Alfredo sauce made in house with your choice of grilled or blackened chicken or shrimp Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Sugar-Free
- Flying Dutchman's Fish Tacos (3) - $16: Blackened mahi filets, topped with lettuce, tomato, red onion and avocado. Served with our fresh cilantro lime mayo on warm tortillas with a side of rice pilaf Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Siegel Shrimp Dinner - $16: Blackened, grilled or fried shrimp. Served with chipotle tartar and cocktail sauce with your choice of two sides Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Sammy the Bull's Ribeye - $26: 12 oz of USDA Angus cut ribeye, seasoned & grilled to preference. Topped with a bordelaise butter. Served with your choice of two sides Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Nut-Free, Diabetic, Sugar-Free, Atkins, Carnivore, Candida, Lectin-Free
- Bye Bye Blackened Bird - $15: Grilled blackened chicken breast, served on a bed of rice pilaf, seasoned with our house Mediterranean seasonings. Served with your choice of side Dietary tags: High-Protein, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Sugar-Free, Clean-Eating
Wings
- 6 Pieces Wings - $10: Choice of sauce: teriyaki, bourbon maple bacon, mild, deano's dynamite garlic parm, spicy Korean & the don's burn notice Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Atkins
- 12 Pieces Wings - $19: Choice of sauce: teriyaki, bourbon maple bacon, mild, deano's dynamite garlic parm, spicy Korean & the don's burn notice Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Atkins
- 25 Wings - $35 Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, Atkins, Carnivore
- 50 Wings - $60 Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
Empire Heirs
- Baby Face Burgers (2) - $10: 2 oz sliders, with American cheese & fixings on the side. Served with fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Chicken Tenders - $9: Two chicken tenders served with fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Kid Mac N Cheese - $9: Our 4-cheese made in house, topped with toasted breadcrumbs. Served with one small side Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- The Double Decker Ham & Cheese - $9: Ham, with cheddar & American cheese, grilled on Texas toast. Served with one small side Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Grilled Chicken - $9: Grilled chicken breast served with one small side Dietary tags: High-Protein, Keto, Low-Carb, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Whole30, Paleo, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, Zone, TLC, Detox, Mayo-Clinic, Slow-Carb, Candida, Lectin-Free
Side Jobs + Extras
- Home Fries - $7.5 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Sugar-Free, Low-Cholesterol
- Mac N Cheese - $7 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Side Ranch - $1.5: A 2 oz serving of our house-made ranch
- Side Salad - $8.5 Dietary tags: Low-Carb, Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, Atkins, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, Raw-Food, Volumetrics, TLC, Detox, Alkaline, Mayo-Clinic, Slow-Carb
- Kettle Chips - $7 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Sugar-Free, Low-Cholesterol
- Rice Pilaf - $6 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Sugar-Free
- Side Beer Cheese 4 Oz - $5
- Side Bleu Cheese - $1.5: A 2 oz serving of our house-made bleu cheese
- Seasonal Veggies - $7 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Diabetic, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Fat, Sugar-Free, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, Weight-Watchers, Clean-Eating, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, Volumetrics, TLC, Detox, Alkaline, Mayo-Clinic, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb, Pegan
- Sweet Potato Fries - $7: Crispy fries made from sweet potatoes, tossed in cinnamon sugar Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Nut-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol
- Soup of the Day - $6.5 Dietary tags: Volumetrics
- Side garlic Aioli - $1.5
Clean Getaways
- Beignet Bites - $9.95: Five pieces of flakey fried dough. Finished with powdered sugar & vanilla glaze Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- Key-lime Crime - $9.95: Key lime pie topped with fresh limes and whipped cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
- The Bootlegger Brownie - $9.95: Fresh, warm brownies, topped with vanilla ice cream, drizzled with chocolate & whiskey caramel sauces, chopped pecans, whipped cream & a maraschino cherry Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Pescatarian
- The Gambino Family Cheesecake - $9.95: New York style cheesecake, drizzled with a chocolate & whiskey caramel sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Nut-Free, Pescatarian
Beverages
- Redbull - $5
- Iced Tea - $3.69: Available in sweet, unsweet, or half-sweet-half-unsweet options
- Milk - $3.99: Fresh, cold, and creamy whole milk
Lunch Menu
- Crooked Bird Bowl - $12: Grilled Chicken, rice, black beans, lettuce, pico de Gallo, and Monterey cheese topped with cilantro lime aioli and served in a fried tortilla bowl Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free, High-Fiber
- Mother-Loaded Dog - $12: Conecuh Sausage link, smothered in beer cheese, house-made onion jam, bacon bits, and topped with jalapeños on a hoagie and served with French Fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Pig Mac Sandwich - $13: Pulled Pork, white cheddar Mac & cheese, pimento cheese, chipotle aioli, and pickled red onion on Texas Toast. Served with French Fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Reject Burger - $13: Smash Patty, American Cheese, pickled red onion, and chipotle aioli with a cheese-crusted bun, served with French fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free
- Wrapped Up - $14: Grilled Chicken, lettuce, tomato, onion, chipotle aioli mayo, and Monterrey cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with French Fries Dietary tags: High-Protein, Nut-Free