KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA – American
A superfood cafe on Gramercy Lane in Midtown Tampa, open from breakfast and built for people who want lunch light without it being thin. Cold-pressed juices and smoothies lead; the Classic bowl layers organic açaí with coconut milk, dates, berries and cashews under granola, coconut and raw honey. Wraps do the heavier lifting — salmon with quinoa, pickled red onion and spicy mayo in a spinach tortilla, or grilled chicken with basil pesto and sun-dried tomato. Salads and overnight oats round it out. Bright, quick, and easy to make a habit of.
1110 Gramercy Lane, Tampa, FL 33607 813-353-1027 https://midtowntampa.com/discover/kale-me-crazy/0Cuisine: American
Price range: $
Dietary options: dairy-free, halal, high-protein, keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-sodium, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, carnivore, tlc, volumetrics, zone, lectin-free, macrobiotic
Diet fit at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
Dairy-Free at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 2 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Avocado Toast and Açaí Bowl. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 4 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Avocado Toast, Açaí Bowl and Mushroom Coffee. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 1 high-protein-tagged dish on its current menu, including Mushroom Coffee. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 1 keto-tagged dish on its current menu, including Fresh Smoothies. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 1 low-carb-tagged dish on its current menu, including Fresh Smoothies. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 2 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Avocado Toast and Mushroom Coffee. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 4 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Avocado Toast, Açaí Bowl and Mushroom Coffee. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Heart-Healthy at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA in Tampa has 1 heart-healthy-tagged dish on its current menu, including Fresh Smoothies. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Mushroom Coffee | 30.2 g | 37.8 g |
| Açaí Bowl | 222.1 g | 24.1 g |
| Avocado Toast | 32 g | 23 g |
| Wellness Shot | 107.2 g | 9 g |
| Fresh Smoothies | 4.1 g | 0 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Menu
Artisan Toasts
Freshly prepared artisan toasts with premium toppings.
- Avocado Toast - $12.5: Fresh avocado on artisan bread Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
Bowls
Nutrient-packed bowls for a healthy meal.
- Açaí Bowl - $14: Organic açaí, fresh fruit, and nutrient-packed toppings Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, High-Fiber, Macrobiotic Available at: breakfast, brunch, lunch
Beverages
Organic smoothies, coffee, and wellness shots.
- Mushroom Coffee - $6.5: Coffee infused with functional mushrooms Dietary tags: High-Protein, Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Plant-Based, Anti-Inflammatory, High-Fiber, Low-Cholesterol, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Fresh Smoothies - $9.5: Assorted fresh fruits and vegetables Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, GERD-Friendly, Carnivore, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC
- Wellness Shot - $5: Concentrated nutrient-packed liquid shot
Frequently Asked Questions about KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA
- Is KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA has 2 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Avocado Toast and Açaí Bowl.
- What can I eat at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA on a dairy-free diet?
- Avocado Toast and Açaí Bowl carry the dairy-free tag, out of 2 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA have vegan options?
- Yes. 2 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including Avocado Toast and Mushroom Coffee.
- What is the highest-protein dish at KALE ME CRAZY MIDTOWN TAMPA?
- Mushroom Coffee, at roughly 37.8g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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