MONKEY'S – American
A Pennsylvania Avenue bar and grill in St. Cloud that leans hard into hot dogs and hangs the TVs where you can see them from anywhere. The kitchen turns out loaded tater tots under chili and cheese, dogs like Thee Mastiff, wings, burgers, tacos and chicken tenders, and regulars talk up the meatball sub more than anything else on the board. There are taps behind the bar and bartenders who'll steer you. Saturday nights bring karaoke and the room gets loud; weekends run to two in the morning. Closed Mondays. Easy, cheap and genuinely fun.
1120 PENNSYLVANIA AVE, SAINT CLOUD, FL, 34769 386-222-9668 https://funkymonkeykenya.com/0Cuisine: American
Price range: $$$$
Dietary options: dairy-free, gluten-free, halal, high-protein, keto, low-carb, vegan, vegetarian, heart-healthy, low-fat, low-sodium, mediterranean, paleo, pescatarian, plant-based, whole30, anti-inflammatory, atkins, dash-sodium-reduced, gerd, high-fiber, low-cholesterol, south-beach, aip, alkaline, renal, tlc, volumetrics, zone, juice-cleanse, lectin-free, macrobiotic, slow-carb, soy-free
Diet fit at MONKEY'S
Dairy-Free at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 14 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including House Fries, Crispy Squid and Vegan Burrito. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Gluten-Free at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 1 gluten-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Crispy Squid. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 41 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Chilli-Lime Tuna, Mac’N’Cheese and Frutti Di Mare Linguine. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 1 high-protein-tagged dish on its current menu, including Chicken Croquetas. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Keto at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 1 keto-tagged dish on its current menu, including Garlic Prawns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 1 low-carb-tagged dish on its current menu, including Garlic Prawns. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegan at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 12 vegan-tagged dishes on its current menu, including House Fries, Vegan Burrito and Bread. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Vegetarian at MONKEY'S
MONKEY'S in Saint Cloud has 25 vegetarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Mac’N’Cheese, House Fries and Vegan Burrito. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at MONKEY'S
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Chicken Croquetas | 2.6 g | 52.3 g |
| BBQ Pulled Pork Burger | 57.2 g | 50.7 g |
| Triple Smash Burger | 49.5 g | 42.6 g |
| Surf 'N' Turf | 35.3 g | 40.9 g |
| Chicken Souvlaki Wrap | 49 g | 29.3 g |
| Honey BBQ Wings | 29.9 g | 28.4 g |
| Ahi Tuna Tacos | 99.2 g | 23.1 g |
| Garlic Prawns | 1.5 g | 18.3 g |
| Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli | 33.6 g | 18 g |
| Mushroom Croquetas | 67.9 g | 15.2 g |
| Popcorn Chicken | 15.1 g | 13.3 g |
| Chicken Schnitzel | 11.1 g | 12.1 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
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Menu
Light Bites & Sharers
- Mini Nachos - $940: Arrowroot Chips served with Guacamole, Tomato Salsa, lime Yoghurt & Jalapeños Available at: dinner, lunch
- Honey BBQ Wings - $860: Lightly Spicy, Rich & Sticky, Honey BBQ Chicken Wings Dietary tags: Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Crispy Squid - $1180: Crispy Coated Squid with Salt, Pepper & Bullet Chilli served with Lemon Aioli Dietary tags: Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cheesy Chilli Prawns - $1480: Shelled Queen Prawns in a Cheesy Chilli Crème Fraiche served with GG’s Bread Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mushroom Croquetas - $980: Creamy Mushroom & Bechamel Croquetas with Smoked Paprika Aioli Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Croquetas - $980: Spanish Style Chicken & Bechamel Croquetas with Smoked Paprika Aioli Dietary tags: High-Protein, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cauliflower Bites - $980: Panko Crumbed Cauliflower Florets Deep-Fried with a BBQ Dip Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Renal Available at: dinner, lunch
- Pita & Hummus - $700: Rich Roasted Red Pepper Hummus served with GG's Pita Bread Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Popcorn Chicken - $1000: Crispy Coated Chicken Bites with Spiced Cumin Ketchup Dip Dietary tags: Low-Cholesterol Available at: dinner, lunch
- Gambas Pil Pil - $1420: Shelled Queen Prawns Sautéed in Garlic & Chilli Oil served with Dipping Bread Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mini Feta Samosas - $1100: Feta & Coriander Samosas (5) Drizzled with Honey & Sesame Seeds Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Satay Sticks - $980: Thai-Style Marinated Chicken Skewers Grilled & served with a Lightly Spicy Peanut Satay Dipping Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- Duck Spring Rolls - $1100: Crispy Filo Pastry with Shredded Duck Cabbage & Carrot & Sweet Chilli Dip Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Renal Available at: dinner, lunch
- Tuna Tataki - $940: Tuna Fillet with a Spiced Dry Rub, Seared Sliced with Ginger-Soy Dipping Sauce Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, South-Beach, Alkaline, Macrobiotic, Slow-Carb Available at: dinner, lunch
Salads
- Chicken Caesar - $1360: Succulent Chicken, Smoked Bacon, Sourdough Croutons & Lettuce tossed through a Caesar Dressing Dietary tags: Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Rainbow Poke Bowl - $1360: Chilli Tofu, Mango, Edamame Beans, Charred Sweetcorn, Avocado, Radish, Cucumber Carrot, Sushi Rice & Sriracha Mayo Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Tuna Poke Bowl - $1520: Asian Marinated Tuna Chunks, Edamame Beans, Sushi Rice, Avocado, Radish & Carrot with Sriracha Mayo Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Asian Duck Salad - $1420: Chinese Five Spice Roasted Duck Shredded with Mooli, Carrot, Peppers, Fresh Herbs Peanuts & Spicy Asian Dressing Available at: dinner, lunch
Eat With Your Hands
- Porky Pig Tacos - $1380: Slow-Cooked Pork, Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, with Spicy Cilantro Sour Cream Available at: dinner, lunch
- Spicy Fish Tacos - $1360: Pan-Fried Red Snapper Bites with House Slaw, Jalapenos & Lemon Aioli Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cluck Norris Tacos - $1320: Honey-Glazed Chicken Thigh with Avocado Salsa, Soft Leaf Lettuce Drizzled with Honey Mustard Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- Vegan Burrito - $1280: Grilled Zucchini Ribbons, Refried Beans Charred Sweetcorn Salsa, & Avocado in a Wrap with Salad Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Gourmet Cheese Dog - $1480: Kaisekrainer (Pork & Cheese) Sausage with Sautéed Onions & Mixed Peppers & Dijonnaise Sauce in a GG’s Sub Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Souvlaki Wrap - $1480: Grilled Lemon & Garlic Marinated Chicken served in a Wrap with Tzatziki, Salad & Greek-Style Lemon-Oregano Fries Dietary tags: High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Ahi Tuna Tacos - $1360: Asian Marinated Tuna, Edammame Beans, Mango, Cucumber & Lime Yoghurt Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian, High-Fiber Available at: dinner, lunch
- Crispy Tofu Tacos - $1280: Spiced Tofu with Coleslaw, Avocado Slices & Bullet Chilli with Sriracha Mayo Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cheeky Prawn Tacos - $1520: Spicy Pan-Fried Shrimp Loaded with Lightly Dressed Coleslaw topped with Wasabi Mayo Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Meat Fiesta Burrito - $1620: Beef Chilli, Refried Beans, Avocado Chopped Bacon, Sweetcorn Salsa Jalapeños & Cheese in a Wrap with Salad Available at: dinner, lunch
- Steak Sub Sandwich - $1680: Marinated Beef Fillet with Melted American Cheese, Sautéed Red Onion & Dijonnaise Sauce in a GG’s Sub Available at: dinner, lunch
- Asian Duck Wrap - $1600: Chinese Five Spice Roast Duck with Cucumber, Carrot, Soft Lettuce, Fresh Herbs & a Spicy Vietnamese Dressing Available at: dinner, lunch
Burgers
- Funky's Signature Burger - $1520: Homemade Beef Patty with Smk'd Bacon & Cheese, Jalapeños & Dijonnaise Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- Jerk Kuku Burger - $1640: Spicy Jamaican Jerked Chicken Thigh with Grilled Pineapple, Crunchy House Slaw, Corriander & Cooling Lime Yoghurt Available at: dinner, lunch
- Triple Smash Burger - $1720: 3 Smash Patties layered with Melted Cheese with Sautéed Onions, Lettuce & Funky's Burger Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- Smokestack Burger - $1500: Homemade Beef Patty with Gherkins Onion Rings, Cheese & Smoky BBQ Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- The V-Gasm Burger - $1460: Three Bean Patty with Sautéed Wild Mushrooms, American Cheddar & Funky's Burger Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- BBQ Pulled Pork Burger - $1560: Slow-Cooked Pork with BBQ Sauce Gherkins & Spicy Cilantro Sauce with Crunchy House Coleslaw Available at: dinner, lunch
Mains
- Chilli-Lime Tuna - $1520: Seared Yellowfin Tuna served with ChilliLime Cucumber Ribbons & Rice Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Jerk Chicken Bowl - $1580: Jamaican Jerk Marinated Chicken Thigh served with Chilli Pineapple Chunks, Beans & Rice Available at: dinner, lunch
- Whole Fried Fish - $1780: Whole Red Snapper Dressed with Garlic & Ginger served with Crispy Ugali Fries Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Garlic Prawns - $2690: Shell on King Prawns steamed in White Wine and Garlic Butter served with Fries & Salad Dietary tags: Keto, Low-Carb, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Atkins Available at: dinner, lunch
- Pan-Fried Snapper - $1620: Pan-Fried Snapper served with a Mango Salsa & Rice Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cheesy Chilli Cauliflower - $1340: Steamed Cauliflower Florets in a Cheesy Chilli Crème Fraîche with GG’s Sourdough Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Steak w/ Chimichurri - $1880: Pan-Fried Fillet Steak Sliced & topped with Chimichurri Sauce served with Fries & Salad Available at: dinner, lunch
- Chicken Schnitzel - $1520: Breadcrumbed Chicken Breast with a Creamy Mushroom Sauce served with New Potatoes & Salad Dietary tags: Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Cologne Currywurst - $1520: Kaisekrainer (Pork & Cheese) Sausage topped with Caramelised Onions a Rich Curry Sauce on a bed of Fries Available at: dinner, lunch
- Traditional Fish & Chunky Chips - $1680: Lightly Battered Snapper served with Chunky Chips, Pea Puree & Tartar Sauce Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Frutti Di Mare Linguine - $1680: Sautéed Prawns with Gouda & Cream Tossed through Linguine Pasta & Cherry Tomatoes Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli - $1740: Spinach & Ricotta Ravioli with a Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Mac’N’Cheese - $1520: Limuru Cheddar & Gouda Mac’N’Cheese served with Garlic Bread & Salad Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory Available at: dinner, lunch
- Surf 'N' Turf - $3540: Pan-fried Fillet Steak & Prawns with Garlic Butter served with New Potatoes French Beans & Salad Available at: dinner, lunch
- Steak & Mushroom Sauce - $1880: Sirloin Steak served with Mashed Potatoes & Creamy Mushroom Sauce Available at: dinner, lunch
- Swahili Curry Snapper - $1520: Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari Dietary tags: Halal, Pescatarian Available at: dinner, lunch
- Swahili Curry Chicken - $1460: Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari Available at: dinner, lunch
- Swahili Curry Veggie - $1380: Traditional Swahili Curry served with Basmati Rice & Kachumbari Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
Sides
- House Fries - $350 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Renal Available at: dinner, lunch
- Ugali Fries - $350 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- Masala Fries - $400 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium Available at: dinner, lunch
- New Potatoes - $350 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, South-Beach, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC, Alkaline, Slow-Carb Available at: dinner, lunch
- Side Salad - $300 Dietary tags: Halal, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Zone, Volumetrics, TLC Available at: dinner, lunch
- Coleslaw - $300 Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Low-Sodium, TLC, Renal Available at: dinner, lunch
- French Beans - $200 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Alkaline, Macrobiotic Available at: dinner, lunch
- Rice - $300 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Low-Fat, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, GERD-Friendly, Volumetrics, TLC, Renal, Macrobiotic Available at: dinner, lunch
- Bread - $100 Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Halal, Dairy-Free, Mediterranean, Pescatarian, Heart-Healthy, Plant-Based, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory, DASH Sodium-Reduced, Low-Cholesterol, TLC, Macrobiotic Available at: dinner, lunch
Desserts
- Ice Cream - $240: Vanilla / Toffee-Almond Crunch / Strawberry / Mint Chocolate Chip / Tropical Coconut (Non Dairy) / Lemon Sorbet / Raspberry Sorbet Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Tropical Eton Mess - $650: Broken Pieces of Meringue with Chunks of Mango, Chantilly Cream & Passion Fruit Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium, Anti-Inflammatory
- Brownie & Ice Cream - $680: Warmed Chocolate Brownie with Vanilla Ice Cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Cinnamon Roll - $460: Homemade Cinnamon Roll Pastry Warmed & topped with a Rich Butter Cream Sauce Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium Available at: breakfast, brunch
- Dessert Tacos - $680: Fluffy Pancake Taco Shells filled with Meringue, Chantilly Cream, Toasted Almond Brittle & Raspberry Coulis Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Raspberry & White Chocolate Cheesecake - $680: Smooth White Chocolate & Raspberry Cheesecake with a Buttery Biscuit Base Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
- Hot Fudge Sundae - $900: 3 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream with Chocolate Brownie Pieces & Hot Fudge Sauce topped with Chantilly Cream Dietary tags: Vegetarian, Halal, Pescatarian, Low-Sodium
Beverages
- Americano - $250
- Cappuccino - $250
- Latte - $280
- Espresso Single - $220
- Espresso Double - $250
- Hot Chocolate - $250
- Tea - $250
- Tusker - $450 Dietary tags: Halal, Alkaline, AIP, Macrobiotic, Lectin-Free
- Heineken - $600
- Orange Juice - $350: Fresh
- The Funky Monkey Sharer - $1700: Midori, Vodka, Malibu, Creme de Banane, Passion Fruit, Pineapple, Guava & Lime Juice Dietary tags: Vegan, Vegetarian, Pescatarian, Plant-Based, Juice-Cleanse, Lectin-Free
- Pornstar Martini - $900: Passion Fruit & Smooth Vanilla Vodka with a Side of Prosecco
- Aperol Spritz - $1100: Bittersweet Aperol & Prosecco
Frequently Asked Questions about MONKEY'S
- Is MONKEY'S dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. MONKEY'S has 14 dairy-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including House Fries, Crispy Squid and Vegan Burrito.
- What can I eat at MONKEY'S on a dairy-free diet?
- House Fries, Crispy Squid and Vegan Burrito carry the dairy-free tag, out of 14 tagged dishes on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Does MONKEY'S have vegan options?
- Yes. 12 dishes are tagged vegan on the current menu, including House Fries and Vegan Burrito.
- Is MONKEY'S gluten-free?
- 1 dish is tagged gluten-free on the current menu. Chefi never infers allergen tags from a dish name alone, but a tag is not a certification — confirm preparation with the restaurant if you have celiac disease or a severe sensitivity.
- What is the highest-protein dish at MONKEY'S?
- Chicken Croquetas, at roughly 52.3g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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