Smiley's Diner – American
Stepping into this vibrant neighborhood hub feels like a warm embrace, where the nostalgic hum of a classic diner meets the irresistible aroma of comfort food done right. Guests gather over the iconic, juice-dripping Legendary Burger or indulge in bountiful seafood platters—whether golden-fried to a satisfying crunch or delicately broiled—creating a timeless dining experience that celebrates the simple joy of a hearty, well-loved meal.
Christiana Road +13025336355 http://www.SmileysDiner.comRating: 3/5 (1 reviews)
Cuisine: American
Price range: $
Dietary options: dairy-free, gluten-free, halal, high-protein, low-carb, paleo, pescatarian, whole30, south-beach, aip, alkaline, lectin-free, slow-carb, soy-free
Diet fit at Smiley's Diner
Dairy-Free at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 1 dairy-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Gluten-Free at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 2 gluten-free-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Fried Seafood Platter and Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Halal at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 2 halal-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Fried Seafood Platter and Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
High-Protein at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 1 high-protein-tagged dish on its current menu, including Fried Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Low-Carb at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 1 low-carb-tagged dish on its current menu, including Fried Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Paleo at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 1 paleo-tagged dish on its current menu, including Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Pescatarian at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 2 pescatarian-tagged dishes on its current menu, including Fried Seafood Platter and Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
Whole30 at Smiley's Diner
Smiley's Diner in Portmore has 1 whole30-tagged dish on its current menu, including Broiled Seafood Platter. Tags come from dish-level menu analysis and update when the menu changes.
How tags work: Dish-level menu analysis by Chefi's rule-based diet engine with AI assistance; nutrition values are estimated from ingredients unless marked verified. Allergen and certification claims are never inferred.
What to order at Smiley's Diner
| Dish | Net carbs | Protein |
|---|---|---|
| Fried Seafood Platter | 10.3 g | 75.8 g |
| Broiled Seafood Platter | 70.8 g | 65.4 g |
Nutrition values are estimated from ingredients.
Currently open
Hours
- Monday - Sunday
- 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
What diners are saying
Celebrated for its extensive menu featuring a wide variety of options, guests appreciate the approachable atmosphere perfect for a casual meal. Reviewers highlight the steady service and value the diverse selection of dishes, noting that the relaxed environment makes it a reliable choice for an easygoing dining experience.
Menu
Hearty Burgers
Savor our legendary burgers, made fresh with quality ingredients for a delightful taste.
- Legendary Burger: Fresh quality ingredients Available at: dinner, lunch
Seafood Delights
Enjoy a variety of broiled and fried seafood dishes that are sure to satisfy.
- Broiled Seafood Platter: Assorted broiled seafood Dietary tags: Halal, Gluten-Free, Dairy-Free, Whole30, Pescatarian, Paleo, Alkaline, AIP, Lectin-Free, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
- Fried Seafood Platter: Assorted fried seafood Dietary tags: High-Protein, Low-Carb, Halal, Gluten-Free, Pescatarian, South-Beach, Slow-Carb, Lectin-Free, Soy Free Available at: dinner, lunch
Frequently Asked Questions about Smiley's Diner
- Is Smiley's Diner dairy-free-friendly?
- Yes. Smiley's Diner has 1 dairy-free-tagged dish on its current menu, including Broiled Seafood Platter.
- What can I eat at Smiley's Diner on a dairy-free diet?
- Broiled Seafood Platter carry the dairy-free tag, out of 1 tagged dish on the current menu. Every dish's diet tags are listed in the menu.
- Is Smiley's Diner gluten-free?
- 2 dishes are tagged gluten-free on the current menu. Chefi never infers allergen tags from a dish name alone, but a tag is not a certification — confirm preparation with the restaurant if you have celiac disease or a severe sensitivity.
- What is the highest-protein dish at Smiley's Diner?
- Fried Seafood Platter, at roughly 75.8g of protein (estimated from ingredients).
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